A small tune being sung in the taverns...
Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2012 10:03 am(OOC: After Episode 3- "A Small Favor")
# I'll tell you a story of Carlos the Fat
As dumb as an ox and smell like a rat
All success that he had came from pure chance
The last time he fought he lost his... own.... pants #
# In times past he tried to cheat a cargo race
But he failed... and he bailed... and he fell on his face
He rigged the carriage so his boss's side lost
If Santino found out Carlos would pay quite a cost #
# But Carlos was so brainless that he didn't care
Angry at the Inishman who'd insulted his fare
So he pulled the ride's pin to cost them the win
But he was caught with his fat fingers engaged in the sin #
# I'll tell you a story of Carlos the Fat
As dumb as an ox and smell like a rat
All success that he had came from pure chance
The last time he fought he lost his... own.... pants #
# In times past he tried to cheat a cargo race
But he failed... and he bailed... and he fell on his face
He rigged the carriage so his boss's side lost
If Santino found out Carlos would pay quite a cost #
# But Carlos was so brainless that he didn't care
Angry at the Inishman who'd insulted his fare
So he pulled the ride's pin to cost them the win
But he was caught with his fat fingers engaged in the sin #