Guild of San Marcos Forum

Kenny's finally decided to join us I'm so happy I just peed a little.

Well I figured I would be fashionably late

Welcome Kenny! Nice to see you aboard!

Mark, you are going to have to borrow some diapers from your youngest son if you keep that up.

Yep, all good. Just deleted all the bad stuff about kenny.

Bad stuff....people were talking about me!!!

Only the ones that know you. Good to see you here. Good to drag your friends along too.

*loots the new guy*

I'll have to write a song about Kenny's character. Should it be nice... or not so nice?

It should have pirates and swordfights and danger and less icky girls and flying schooners and...wait, this isn't the in character board. Nevermind. I think it should sound like a nice song with subtle hidden meanings that imply some not nice things.

Ha! Jokes on you I don't have anything to loot! That's kind of sad...I don't even have anything for you to loot. As for the song. Hmmm well you can write it as nice or not so nice, but in reality this character has no desire of infamy, and hasn't really done anything noteworthy. So compose a tune of the mundane....yeah I don't see it taking off.

mEh eh?

We loot your 7th Sea rules books. According to our Markalicious leader there is gold in them thar books if you can navigate to that mythical E Bay.

Yeah meh as in you you loot my stuff meh it happens. Old user name. There is gold in the rulebooks?!?! I shall loot them indeed.

Well then you will have gold for us to loot.

After scanning the boards for progress in this effort, I have decided there is only one logical course of action... I am looting Lady Grace, she has all the rest of the board's stuff.

Nooo! Not my second copy of CotP! I'm supposed to sell that to Mark!

Just be wary everyone. Kenny has a disturbing habit of inadvertently killing horses in almost any RPG he plays in.

Hide your children, hide your horse.

Kenny took "Cursed" for a Background. And immediately I, and the other GMs jumped on it to see how horrible an experience we could make it for him. My concern is not for horses or children but the entire campaign. We came up with some SERIOUSLY evil stuff to do to him...

Black Jack Rackham wrote: We came up with some SERIOUSLY evil stuff to do to him...

So, what you are saying is:

Don't get too close to Rene.
His curse could affect you too!!

Initially I was going to say, "nope, this is all on him." But I realized the after effects could spread to all of you. So, yea, stay away from Rene...

Bu-but my curse is that I have to do good. How evil could you make that?

Also my friend Jason has a history of killing horses, and then proceeding to blame it on me. In one scenario he pushed a horse down a mountain and blamed it on me...

mEh77 wrote:Also my friend Jason has a history of killing horses, and then proceeding to blame it on me. In one scenario he pushed a horse down a mountain and blamed it on me...

Those are the desperate lies of a cursed criminal.

mEh77 wrote:Bu-but my curse is that I have to do good. How evil could you make that?

Depends on who you're doing the good for...

Theus?