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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sun Apr 14, 2019 7:32 am

Pecan Day (would have been good in that cobbler yesterday)

Pan American Day (the airline? Are they still around?)

Dolphin Day (dolphins follow no calendar, they are smarter than us)

Ex Spouse Day (just move on already)

And...

Reach as High As You Can Day (7'8" that's all I got)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Mon Apr 15, 2019 9:54 am

Tax Day (so I am a little late posting today. In related disasters...)

Titanic Remembrance Day (hold on Jack)

Glazed Spiral Ham Day (personally, I think the spiral cut is less than essential in a ham)

Rubber Eraser Day (also important at Tax Time)

And...

Take a Wild Guess Day (mine is "67,353"... Wish I knew the question)
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Re: Today is...

Postby Black Jack Rackham » Mon Apr 15, 2019 3:17 pm

salamanca wrote:Glazed Spiral Ham Day...

For some reason, I read that as Glazed SPATIAL Ham Day.
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:13 pm

A spatial ham is a good thing.

Not holidays but today also marks...

Da Vinci's Birthday
The day Abraham Lincoln died
The day FDR was buried.
The day the Titanic struck the iceberg.
The day Notre Dame burned.
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:31 am

Orchid Day

Bean Counter Day (probably should be on the 15th)

Eggs Benedict (Arnold or Cumberbatch, your choice)

Education and Sharing Day (seems a weird combo to me)

Healthcare Decisions Day (I choose apples)

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Wear your Pajamas to Work Day (if you do not wear pajamas, you may not participate.)
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Re: Today is...

Postby kenderleech » Tue Apr 16, 2019 8:08 am

salamanca wrote:The day Notre Dame burned.



I swear, this one wasn't François' fault
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Re: Today is...

Postby Black Jack Rackham » Tue Apr 16, 2019 2:22 pm

kenderleech wrote:
salamanca wrote:The day Notre Dame burned.



I swear, this one wasn't François' fault

OBVIOUSLY. Francois only destroys Castilian churches...
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:58 am

Montaigne windows appear to withstand mass destruction.

On to business.

Ellis Island Family History Day (I guess we commemorate the day a half literate American changed our last name to something easier to spell)

Cheeseball Day (less interesting to roll than a wheel of cheese)

winged mouse Appreciation Day (I am partial to the Louisville Slugger)

And...
Haiku Poetry Day (if you think I am writting one for this, you would be wrong)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Thu Apr 18, 2019 7:43 am

Lineman Appreciation Day (if you ever see what they really have to do for a paycheck, it's crazy)

High Five Day (whoo!)

Columnist's Day (that is what they used to call people that wrote blogs for these things called newspapers. They are now endangered species)

Animal Crackers Day (the good ones come in a little box that looks like a train car)

And...

Get to Know Your Customers Day (I already know too much)
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Re: Today is...

Postby kenderleech » Thu Apr 18, 2019 3:22 pm

Black Jack Rackham wrote:
kenderleech wrote:
salamanca wrote:The day Notre Dame burned.



I swear, this one wasn't François' fault

OBVIOUSLY. Francois only destroys Castilian churches...



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