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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Tue Apr 30, 2019 7:50 am

Sarcoidosis Day (that sounds bad, not looking it up)

Adopt a Shelter Pet Day (I could use a shelter as long as it is house broken)

Raisin Day (old grapes)

Military Brat Day (praising kids for their parent's jobs...)

PrepareAthon! Day (best be ready for this one)

Oatmeal Cookie Day (not with raisins, ironically)

Honesty Day (to be honest, this is out of hand)

Hairstylist Appreciation Day ( I have seen your haircuts, half of you can skip this)

Bubble Tea Day (chunks in tea... Not it)

And...

Bugs Bunny Day (Rabbit Season)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Tue Apr 30, 2019 5:16 pm

May's monthly events:

Bike Month

Hamburger Month (for which I shall gladly pay you Tuesday)

Military Appreciation Month

Motorcycle Awareness Month (becaus they WILL be cutting you off)

Egg Month (I am guessing chicken but no details were there so celebrate quail, Ostrich or human eggs if you wish)

Photograph Month (cue Def Leppard)

Salad Month (Frigga said to eat one)

Salsa Month

Strawberry Month (good in a salsa)

And...

Get Caught Reading Month (just don't get caught reading THAT stuff)
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Re: Today is...

Postby kenderleech » Wed May 01, 2019 4:59 am

salamanca wrote:Get Caught Reading Month (just don't get caught reading THAT stuff)




You mean second ed rulebooks, right?
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Wed May 01, 2019 7:49 am

Law Day (make sure you celebrate, it's the law)

Silver Star Service Banner Day (three cheers for Thwak)

Chocolate Parfait Day (everybody loves parfait, Shrek)

Loyalty Day (the perfect time for a betrayal)

School Principals Day (do they still have those?)

May Day (orthodox)

And...

Mother Goose Day (this event may just be a fairy tale)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Thu May 02, 2019 7:35 am

Day of Prayer (forgot it was finals week)

Day of Reason (which should be mutually exclusive)

Truffle Day (I know folks who would never touch these if they knew what they started as)

Life Insurance Day (tip: nobody can claim this money as inheritance UNLESS they are listed on the policy. So make sure yours is updated)

And...

World Password Day (hint: it is NOT "password")
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Re: Today is...

Postby MacShidhe » Thu May 02, 2019 5:09 pm

salamanca wrote:World Password Day (hint: it is NOT "password")


Of course not, it's "Password1." It had to include a capitol letter, an number, and a special. :lol:

Even the powers that be are a nightmare for their IT department.
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Fri May 03, 2019 7:43 am

Specially Abled Pets Day (that's not even the weird one today)

Chocolate Custard Day (add chocolate to anything and you get a holiday)

SAN Architect Day (building SAN sounds like a Cthulhu thing)

Raspberry Popover Day (it must need a day, I would never think about one otherwise)

Space Day (it's a galactic weekend)

Paranormal Day (hope you built up your SAN stat)

Textiles Day (cloth is important. It spares us from naked)

Two Different Colored Shoes Day (I believe in white and used to be white sneakers)

And ( 2 in memory of Peter Mayhew)...

Garden Meditation Day ( we talked about his garden when I met him at Origins)

Lumpy Rug Day (for the original walking carpet)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sat May 04, 2019 10:03 am

Kent State Day (49th anniversary of the shootings)

Bird Day (do NOT flip any birds today)

Renewal Day (thinking about re-upping my Blockbuster account)

Join Hands Day (preferably with the proper wrists)

Scrapbook Day (we have a couple items down the list thatay be good themes)

Orange Juice Day (tasty and healthy)

Candied Orange Peel Day (use that whole damn Orange)

Weather Observers Day (I see fog, observation complete)

Start Seeing Monarchs Day (probably butterflies but how appropriate if baby Sussex shows up this afternoon)

Homebrew Day (if you want it for tomorrow, you started too late)

Bombshells' Day (another scrapbook candidate. Today keeps getting g better)

StarWars Day (May it be with you ALWAYS)

And...

FREE COMIC BOOK DAY! (Spiderman, Avengers, TMNT, The Tick! All free)

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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sun May 05, 2019 8:31 am

Cinco de Mayo (what you do with a fifth of mayonnaise is on you)

Totally Chipotle Day (it's a hot time)

Hoagie Day (with Mayo and Chipotle's)

Lemonade Day (to wash all that down)

Infertility Survival Day

School Lunch Hero Day (I presume a lunch hero is one who ate the mystery meat and lived)

Astronauts Day (In Spaaaace!)

Cartoonists Day (and let's face it, they have been a huge influence on all of us)

And...

Jenny's Birthday (happy birthday!)
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Re: Today is...

Postby Black Jack Rackham » Sun May 05, 2019 11:06 am

She had what she termed, "A perfect weekend." On Friday I made steak (which she loves). On Saturday she did an all-day hike in New Hampshire, and today we're doing boardgames in her honor.
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Mon May 06, 2019 7:40 am

Nurses Day (a good one is a gift. A Bad one probably is assigned to me)

Crepes Suzette Day (don't get fooled, Mark. These are just skinny pancakes)

Melanoma Monday (I recommend you avoid this one at all costs)

And...

Beverage Day ( a nice broad category appreciation day)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Tue May 07, 2019 8:37 am

Packaging Design Day

Paste Up Day (step one of the above)

Teacher Appreciation Day (just pay them)

Roast Leg of Lamb Day (superior to Raw Leg of Lamb Day)

Foster Care Day

And...

Barrier Awareness Day (try not to run into any fences or walls)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Wed May 08, 2019 7:37 am

Third Shift Workers Day (they will be celebrating later today)

Receptionists Day (third shift receptionist is a great easy job)

School Nurse Day (not a lot of call for Third Shift there)

Bike to School Day (after consolidation, our neighborhood kids have a 22 mile trek each way. They may need that nurse)

Coconut Cream Pie Day (Don't Tell my Dad, he will push for a whole month)

And...

Have a Coke Day (sponsored by Pepsi)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Thu May 09, 2019 7:15 am

Moscato Day

Butterscotch Brownie Day (do NOT think about the sugar content)

Sleepover Day (do NOT sleep over the steering wheel)

And...

Lost Sock Memorial Day (where do they go?)
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Re: Today is...

Postby kenderleech » Thu May 09, 2019 4:01 pm

salamanca wrote:Lost Sock Memorial Day (where do they go?)


They left to save our soles.
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Fri May 10, 2019 7:37 am

Shrimp Day (Charlie, stay out of this one!)

Lipid Day

Provider Appreciation Day (I hope that is personal and not for insurance providers because they are just a service you hire)

Military Spouse Appreciation Day (NOT for "appreciating" the spouse while the soldier is deployed. That is just wrong)

Clean Up Your Room Day (yes, Mom...)

And...

My Grandpa's 95th Birthday (he is working today but probably only 9 hours)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sat May 11, 2019 6:55 am

Deep breath, it's another long list...

Birth Mother Day (she is still your mom, celebrate it tomorrow like she deserves)

Baby Sitter Day (who you may spend more time with than your mom)

Foam Rolling Day (apparently that game I put in the LARP caught on somewhere)

Eat What You Want Day (unless it includes people.)

Archery Day (keep your elbow up)

Cornelia de Lange Syndrome Awareness Day (it must need a day, I never heard of her)

Stamp Out Hunger Food Drive Day (so someone else can eat what they want)

Miniature Golf Day (i may be biased but if you are going to golf, go big or stay home)

And...

Twilight Zone Day (which will have a parade in Willoughby Ohio)
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Re: Today is...

Postby Black Jack Rackham » Sat May 11, 2019 3:58 pm

salamanca wrote:Twilight Zone Day (which will have a parade in Willoughby Ohio)

Ok you win. Why Willoughby? As far as I can tell it has no relationship to the Twilight Zone (Serling wasn't born there, didn't film there, etc.). It's biggest claim to fame is Tim Conway was born there. So why?
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sat May 11, 2019 9:30 pm

It is the title and location of a season one episode.
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sun May 12, 2019 6:52 am

Fibromyalgia Awareness Day (as long as it is not aware of me, we are all good)

Nutty Fudge Day (it seems a bit daft but to call it "nutty" is just rude)

Odometer Day (they are just miles...or kilometers, depending on your settings)

Mother's Day (if I need to explain this one...you are in trouble. If you follow Mark's gift plans...you are in big trouble)

And...

Limerick Day (there once was a goth named Fred
Whose life was full of dread
All night he would drone
Complain and moan
About his family who kept him well fed.)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Mon May 13, 2019 6:56 am

Women's Checkup Day (mom is slacking and just has an vision appointment)

Fruit Cocktail Day (did those little cherries ever have flavor?)

Crouton Day (terrible in fruit cocktail)

Apple Pie Day (possible to fake with Ritz crackers which are practically croutons)

And...

Frog Jumping Day (Brazillian giant frogs are kinda like cheating because they are the size of cats to start with)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Tue May 14, 2019 7:13 am

Dance Like a Chicken Day (unless you are Gob Bluth in Mexico)

Buttermilk Biscuit Day (chicken AND biscuits?!!! Best day ever)

And...

Underground America Day (and they call it a mine...)
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Re: Today is...

Postby Black Jack Rackham » Tue May 14, 2019 10:43 am

salamanca wrote:Dance Like a Chicken Day (unless you are Gob Bluth in Mexico)


I had the Jimmy Neutron parent dance in mind...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NRueV9Pgcc
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Wed May 15, 2019 6:54 am

Peace Officer Memorial Day (people liked them better when they wore blue)

Nylon Stockings Day

And...

Chocolate Chip Day (cookies not included)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Thu May 16, 2019 6:56 am

Coquilles Saint Jacques Day (I wonder if that is what Jacques was Sainted for)

Honor our LGBT Elders Day

Biographer's Day (if you can't be famous, write about somebody famous)

Piercing Day (my body started with a certain amount of holes and I plan to keep it that way, thank you very much)

Love a Tree Day (Daddy, this is Elm. He's Dutch and we are geting married!)

And...

Sea Monkey Day! (They are just shrimp)
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