Guild of San Marcos Forum

This has been making the FB rounds and I thought it was funny (but don't want to encourage the spammers who make up these kind of things). So I thought I'd put it on here and let us have a go at it.

Since I got it started, I'll go first.

I try to break other people's toys.

To make much money, go up many levels, and win.

I yell at plastic cubes in miniture landscapes

I hit people with pipes and small bundles of birdseed, make large shiny objects out of small shiny objects, and refuse to acknowledge adulthood by indulging in dress up and make believe.

I spend my summers wandering in the woods and talking to children I do not know while wearing leather.