In which Sal ruins the New Avengers Movie
Posted: Tue Apr 24, 2018 6:13 pm
Since RPG.net has these draconian rules about potential spoilers because nobody over there can handle any sort of humor without being offended, you all get the pleasure of ignoring or joining in on my fun here.
Ok, Avengers Infinity War hits theaters this week. I am not in the mind to provide real or plausible spoilers in this thread. Instead I propose something more fun and preposterous.
This is the thread for ridiculous speculation and ideas that Marvel, Disney and the powers that be would never, could never, and should never ever possibly consider putting on the screen but would be funny, weird or awesome if they did. So go nuts.
One important Guideline( any and all characters in the Actual movie may or may not be considered dead if it fits the whims of your imagination. This is not considered a spoiler)
1- The movie ends with Captain America on a boat. His Super Soldier Serum has finally run out and he is 94 years old. He throws the Shield back in the ocean.
2- In a desperate move after pretty much everybody has been killed, Loki activates the Cosmic Cube to summon heroes from an alternate earth. The movie ends with the arrival of...
2a- The Justice League.
2b- the Justice League dressed as the Squadron Supreme (same actors: Gadot, Cavill, Affleck, etc)
2C- Deadpool and the X-men.
2D-- A bunch of previously unseen Marvel heroes including Miles Morales, Spectrum, Hercules, The Black
Knight, Squirrel girl, Wonderman, She Hulk, and Demolition man
2e- A group of famous actors in scruffy outfits with no names attached to them. Hugh Jackman, Jeffrey
Dean Morgan, The Rock, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale,
Angelina Jolie, and Daniel Craig.
3- Thanos is just on Earth to get his "Two Dollars"
4- Cap dies in the opening scene before the credits just like Steven Seagal in that one movie. the rest of the film is a legal battle over who gets the shield.
5- Black Widow went blond and it works as a disguise just as well as Clark Kent's glasses.
6 Hawkeye needs to be dragged back into the job from a budding career as an Elvis impersonator.
7- We get one shot of the netflix characters looking up at the destruction and they all make an excuse and skulk away for Lattes.
8- Martin Freeman gets a re-occurring gag where he keeps insisting that Dr. Strange's voice sounds familiar to him.
9- Thor makes the "Captain Hammer" joke from Dr. Horrible's blog.
10- That giant metal ring in the trailer is the appearance of "Big Wheel". (Go look him up, it is a real MArvel character)
11- Falcon and Bucky agree on something.
12- Phil Coulson returns bigger and better than ever.
Ok, Avengers Infinity War hits theaters this week. I am not in the mind to provide real or plausible spoilers in this thread. Instead I propose something more fun and preposterous.
This is the thread for ridiculous speculation and ideas that Marvel, Disney and the powers that be would never, could never, and should never ever possibly consider putting on the screen but would be funny, weird or awesome if they did. So go nuts.
One important Guideline( any and all characters in the Actual movie may or may not be considered dead if it fits the whims of your imagination. This is not considered a spoiler)
1- The movie ends with Captain America on a boat. His Super Soldier Serum has finally run out and he is 94 years old. He throws the Shield back in the ocean.
2- In a desperate move after pretty much everybody has been killed, Loki activates the Cosmic Cube to summon heroes from an alternate earth. The movie ends with the arrival of...
2a- The Justice League.
2b- the Justice League dressed as the Squadron Supreme (same actors: Gadot, Cavill, Affleck, etc)
2C- Deadpool and the X-men.
2D-- A bunch of previously unseen Marvel heroes including Miles Morales, Spectrum, Hercules, The Black
Knight, Squirrel girl, Wonderman, She Hulk, and Demolition man
2e- A group of famous actors in scruffy outfits with no names attached to them. Hugh Jackman, Jeffrey
Dean Morgan, The Rock, Matt Damon, Tom Cruise, Johnny Depp, Charlize Theron, Kate Beckinsale,
Angelina Jolie, and Daniel Craig.
3- Thanos is just on Earth to get his "Two Dollars"
4- Cap dies in the opening scene before the credits just like Steven Seagal in that one movie. the rest of the film is a legal battle over who gets the shield.
5- Black Widow went blond and it works as a disguise just as well as Clark Kent's glasses.
6 Hawkeye needs to be dragged back into the job from a budding career as an Elvis impersonator.
7- We get one shot of the netflix characters looking up at the destruction and they all make an excuse and skulk away for Lattes.
8- Martin Freeman gets a re-occurring gag where he keeps insisting that Dr. Strange's voice sounds familiar to him.
9- Thor makes the "Captain Hammer" joke from Dr. Horrible's blog.
10- That giant metal ring in the trailer is the appearance of "Big Wheel". (Go look him up, it is a real MArvel character)
11- Falcon and Bucky agree on something.
12- Phil Coulson returns bigger and better than ever.