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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:46 am

Father/Daughter Take a Walk Day (no boys allowed because dads should always pick favorites)

Macaroni Day (no cheese mentioned so you just get noodles)

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Strawberry Sundae Day (Sundae Sunday...it just turned into a Mama's And Papa's Song)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Mon Jul 08, 2019 6:46 am

Chocolate with Almonds Day. (That is what you get today... just chocolate and almonds. No other celebrations. It's kinda nuts)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:27 am

Sugar Cookie Day (the only event today)

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All Star Game Day for you baseball fans
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Wed Jul 10, 2019 6:32 am

Clerihew Day (it's a whimsical poem about someone famous so I know nothing about them)

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Pina Colada Day (go get caught in the rain and try to cheat on your spoise with your spouse...damn that song is dumb)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:26 am

Cheers Up The Lonely Day (and not everyone alone is lonely)

7-Eleven Day (anbery lonely place)

Blueberry Muffin Day (eat them before they get lonely)

Mojito Day (mojitos make you friends fast)

All American Pet Photo Day (how does a pet qualify as an all American? I know college athletes get voted on but pets?)

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Ranier Cherry Day (not linked to the Prince of Monaco)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Fri Jul 12, 2019 6:32 am

Simplicity Day (we will see how that works out)

Paper Bag Day (ok, bags are simple and paper is back in fashion)

Pecan Pie Day (classic but a touch more complicated)

Different Colored Eyes Day (ok, totally not simple. But it is a mutation, a very groovy one)

Collector Appreciation Day (collectors are never simple. Quirky, obsessive, weird, and completionists but never simple. Itay have started simple but then it spiraled into a long and vast quest to get everything that tied even tangentially to the original material...)

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Eat Your Jello Day (there is room for it, there is always room.)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sat Jul 13, 2019 6:34 am

Delaware Day (home of...well, I am sure somebody was from there)

Beans 'N' Franks Day (not to be confused with Franks 'N' Beans Day which is something totally different)

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French Fry Day (why is Fry Day not on a Friday?)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sun Jul 14, 2019 9:46 am

Grand Marnier Day (warning:excessive use may lead to unplanned participation in another event listed later)

Mac & Cheese Day (starches and dairy...sooooo good)

Tape Measure Day ( you always measure twice)

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Nude Day (no posting photos)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Mon Jul 15, 2019 2:41 pm

I Love Horses Day (kind of mis-named because I don't)

Pet Fire Safety Day (important to know what to do when your pet is on fire)

Get Out of the Doghouse Day (a smart first step when your pet is on fire)

Give Something Away Day (like a pet that is aflame)

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Tapioca Pudding Day (something else I am better off giving away)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Tue Jul 16, 2019 6:30 am

Corn Fritters Day (plural because you really can't eat just one)

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Personal Chef's Day (so now we know who will be making you corn fritters)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Wed Jul 17, 2019 6:29 am

Yellow Pig Day (yellow pigs...sounds like jaundice)

World Emoji Day (nope, gonna use my words)

Peach Ice Cream Day (raise a spoon and dig in)

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Wrong Way Corrigan Day (that is a great story that deserves more attention)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Thu Jul 18, 2019 6:22 am

Daiquiri Day (that is today's only event. They know if you celebrate, you won't be any good for much else)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:33 pm

Caviar Day (it's just eggs, like omelets)

Sour Candy Day (asuch an acquired taste as caviar)

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Get to know your customers day (it was very hot, they prettyich stayed home)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sat Jul 20, 2019 6:34 am

Lollipop Day (has anyone ever actually eaten one of those giant circular ones?)

Pennsylvania Day (it is less than 60 miles from me and I am still not visiting)

Strawberry Rhubarb Wine Day (this sounds like desperate making wine out of whatever is available)

Moon Day (50 years ago, Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin set foot on the moon. Buzz gave it a bad Yelp review and few have gone there since)

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Throw Away the "Could Haves and Should Haves" Day. (I should have prepared a witty comment about this. I should have something interesting about it...oh well)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sun Jul 21, 2019 6:42 am

Junk Food Day (one man's junk is another man's snack food)

Ice Cream Day (go ahead and scream)

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Be Someone Day (it's July, we won't be picky who you are as long as you are someone.)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Mon Jul 22, 2019 6:48 am

Penuche Fudge Day (I...nope, got nothing on that)

Ratcatcher's Day (the most important guy in a city. And usually a bit touched)

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Hammock Day (go take a nap)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Tue Jul 23, 2019 6:16 am

Vanilla Ice Cream Day.

It stands alone because it is the best.
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Re: Today is...

Postby Lady Grace » Tue Jul 23, 2019 1:16 pm

It IS the finest of the flavors... ;)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Wed Jul 24, 2019 6:35 am

Amelia Earhart Day (so get lost!)

Thermal Engineer Day (so does "he" design heat or long underwear?)

Tequila Day (I am thinking this is a day where NOBODY remembers where they are)

Cousins Day (no kissing)

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Drive Thru Day (so get your cousins in the car, turn on the AC and go pick up some Tequila)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Thu Jul 25, 2019 6:46 am

Hire a Veteran Day (lots of folks like Sgt. Marco coming back from the Montaigne front soon)

Refreshment Day (wonder what we could have for that? Maybe...)

Chili Dog Day (it appears there are regional variants on these that all is the same stuff)

Wine and Cheese Day (a well paired refreshment if you avoid Boone's Farm and Velveeta)

Hot Fudge Sundae Day (while probably meant for a Sunday, it is a favorite refreshing dessert for many)

Merry Go Round Day (after Wine, Cheese, Chili Dogs AND Ice Cream? Recipe for disaster)

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Threading the Needle Day (You will need to he a leaf on the wind to eat all that and avoid indigestion. Give of Luck)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Fri Jul 26, 2019 6:22 am

Aunts and Uncles Day (say it!)

Bagelfest Day (just eat the damn thing)

Coffee Milkshake Day (seems like a waste of good coffee)

Systems Administrator Appreciation Day (participate or get locked out)

Get Gnarly Day (I am an 80's kid and I still don't know what the hell this means)

Talk in an Elevator Day (preferably to someone who is actually there)

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All Or Nothing Day (I choose Nothing)
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:47 am

Creme Brulee Day (tried.one once, long ago...lousy chef burnt the top)

Scotch Day (I have a feeling this will get some attention at the renn faire)

Dance Day (someone is looking)

New Jersey Day (a state.famois for a guy named Bruce and some other lesser stuff)

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The Day of the Cowboy (go celebrate with the classic Thin Lizzy "cowboy song")
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Re: Today is...

Postby Black Jack Rackham » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:14 pm

salamanca wrote:New Jersey Day (a state.famois for a guy named Bruce and some other lesser stuff)

I think you mean a guy named Mark.
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:54 am

Mark? Nobody named Mark did anything that important.
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Re: Today is...

Postby salamanca » Sun Jul 28, 2019 6:57 am

Parents Day (no idea if this means celebrate your parents, revel in being a parent, or try and become a parent today)

Buffalo Soldiers Day (Buffalo Cavalry might have been more impressive)

Milk Chocolate Day (two things I don't care about)

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Waterpark Day (spoke too soon, three things)
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