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Clams on the Half Shell Day (they are really celebrating the sauce because clams on their own are awful)

Them's fightin' words!

Easter
Christmas
The 4th of July
Feb. 31st
And...

Your Mom's Birthday

April, time for the new month announcements.

Canine fitness month (wouldn't do to have lazy brown dogs)

Child Abuse Awareness Month

Volunteer Month

Couple Appreciation Month

Humor Month

Month of Hope

Month of the Military Child

Poetry Month

Stress Awareness Month (thought they already covered that with the couples thing)

And...

Lawn and Garden Month

April Fool's Day (call all your old jobs and tell them you can't come in today)

One Cent Day (probably grew out of an epic prank)

And...

Sourdough Bread Day (which also grew out of something old)

SAAM Day of Action (followed by a week of inaction)

Reconciliation Day (I remain a belligerent just because)

Ferret Day (they can't read and won't know if you don't tell them)

And...

Peanut Butter and Jelly Day (the bread is on it's own)

Childhelp Day of Hope

Chocolate Mousse Day (first you catch the moose...)

Find a Rainbow Day (try looking up)

Walking Day (drive down to the park and take a walk)

Tweed Day (it was all the rage in it's time)

And...

World Party Day (woooo! Party!)

salamanca wrote:Childhelp Day of Hope

The day you hope to get some child help? I thought child labor was illegal.

salamanca wrote:World Party Day (woooo! Party!)

Read that as WORST Party Day.

School Librarian Day (shhhhh!)

Jeep 4x4 Day (sounds like a marketing event to me)

Chicken Cordon Bleu Day (a day of punishment)

Burrito Day (with or without rice)

Hug a Newsperson Day (get permission first)

And...

Walk Around Things Day (as opposed to walk INTO things day)

Raisin and Spice Bar Day (hanging out at the Raisin Bar with the shriveled up old folks)

Caramel Day (also good with raisin bars)

Deep Dish Pizza Day (if you think your local version is the best, you are wrong...except for Deb)

Go For Broke Day (take a chance, this event might catch on)

And...

Read a Road Map Day (for you younger members, a road map was a piece of paper with lines running all over it showing how to get places. Sort of like a Garmin without the nagging voice telling you to turn now)

salamanca wrote:Deep Dish Pizza Day (if you think your local version is the best, you are wrong...except for Deb)

Though the debate in the Chicagoland area continues as to WHICH deep dish pizza is the best.....

salamanca wrote:Deep Dish Pizza Day (if you think your local version is the best, you are wrong...except for Deb)

And if you think deep dish pizza is a pizza, you are also wrong.

I like the crust on a deep dish pizza -- but there's something off to me about having the sauce on top of the cheese.

Caramel Popcorn Day (so it took an extra day to find a use for yesterday's caramel?)

Love our Children Day (I guess they mean "your" because that kid sure ain't mine)

Student Athlete Day (no gifts, that might effect amateur status)

Teflon Day (stick around for the caramel cook off later)

Tartan Day (grab your kilts, mine is MacKirtie)

And...

Sorry Charlie Day (Charlie, whatever I have done, I am so, so sorry)

Beer Day (Mmmmmm...beeeeer)

Girl, me too Day (as in "yeah, I have shared that feeling")

Coffee Cake Day (cake, for breakfast!)

Handmade Day (just wash them first)

No Housework Day (yes, this is an official excuse)

And...

Cleveland Rocks Day (Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks, Cleveland Rocks)

salamanca wrote:
Spanish Paella Day (three cheers for fancy rice)

What's wrong with Polish Paella?

salamanca wrote:Black Forest Cake Day (it's just chocolate cake people)

But it has cherries and sticky sweet sauce

Zoo Lovers Day (not THAT interpretation. The ones that like going to the zoo)

Empanada Day (fried food strikes again)

And...

All is Ours Day (except the stuff that is theirs)

Winston Churchill Day (to this day, most babies look like him when they are born)

Chinese Almond Cookie Day (not actually Chinese in origin but so what)

Former POW Recognition Day

Library Workers Day (I thought we had this twice already. They may be stacking the books)

Equal Pay Day (Mine is equal to an untrained teen)

Cherish an Antique Day (Mark, this one is for you)

And...

Name Yourself Day (I pick Winston Churchill)

Farm Animals Day (don't tell them the ultate plan for them is to be delicious)

Siblings Day (so go do something you would rather avoid with someone you were ordered to love)

Cinnamon Crescent Roll Day (sounds like a corporate sponsorship holiday like Sweetest Day to me)

Bookmobile Day (it's like the Batmobile merged with a library...just don't activate the flamethrower)

And...

Encourage a Young Writer Day (Mr. Martin, we know there are a lot of expectations but 10 years is enough revising, publish the next book already)

Cheese Fondue Day (Becca see any meal based on dipping stuff in molten cheese cannot be wrong)

Pet Day (somehow different than "love your pet day")

Alcohol Screening Day (if your alcohol needs a screen to filter, youay want to buy a better quality product)

Submarine Day (whoever floated this idea was not in the spirit of things)

Barbershop Quartet Day (a bygone musical style of performing bygone styles of music)

Which you can enjoy on...

8-Track Tape Day (a bygone style of recording bygone music)

Big Wind Day (how they plan that, I don't know)

Grilled Cheese Day (butter, bread, cheese and heat...and someone had to think to combine them?)

And...

Licorice Day (the real stuff not some weird flavor)

salamanca wrote:Licorice Day (the real stuff not some weird flavor)

Not even Key Lime Pie flavored?

I sortof want to see if there is grilled cheese flavored licorice... but at the same time, i dont,....







I googled it. No results. I did find one madman who puts licorice On grilled cheese tho.

That belongs on a watch list with Soda flavors like Butter, Mustard, Ranch Dressing and Pickle.

Thomas Jefferson Day (he won't be participating)

Peach Cobbler Day (this one I can totally get behind)

Make Lunch Count Day (by having peach cobbler, perhaps)

And...

Scrabble Day (created by an out of work architect and sold for a few hundred dollars)