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salamanca wrote:Sea Monkey Day! (They are just shrimp)

WHAT??? NOOOOO!!!! How about a spoiler warning next time!

Bike to Work Day (unless you normally commute by train or walk or need to use the freeway)

NASCAR Day (spoiler: they are going to turn left)

Defense Transportation Day (bikes, stock cars AND Tanks? Best Day yet)

Cherry Cobbler Day (an ok dessert)

Walnut Day (look like brains but still my less favorite nut for flavor)

Pack Rat Day (I got boxes of stuff for this event in storage)

Endangered Species Day (packrats are not on the list)

And...

Pizza Party Day (pizza is always a party)

HIV Vaccine Awareness Day (I recall a text me that seemed impossible)

Cheese Souffle Day (I can think of better uses for eggs and cheese but to each, their own)

Armed Forces Day How many holidays do they really need?)

No Dirty Dishes Day (kids, today mom and dad really mean it when they say you have to wash up after dinner)

Visit Your Relatives Day (you need to clean up for Aunt Margie too)

And...

Learn to Swim Day (I have seen others do it, I am sure I will catch on)

Devil's Food Cake Day (on a Sunday? Blasphemous)

May Ray Day (I have no idea and am not asking)

And...

Take Your Parents to the Playground Day (just what I need, mom taking a fall off the merry go round and breaking a hip)

Sorry, been absent minded about posting today.

Quiche Lorraine Day (not really my jam but I get it)

Pick Strawberries Day (bad plan in these parts...they are a month away from being ripe.)

And...

Be a Millionaire Day (hate to tell them but that actually requires having a million first)

Waitstaff Day (tip your waiters. They bring you food and let you avoid doing dishes)

Strawberries and Cream Day (and you thought there was no plan for those strawberries we told you to pick yesterday)

Red Cross Founder's Day (I wonder if they will be serving donuts)

And...

Memo Day (I was going to circulate a note about this but it seemed too meta)

Emergency Medical Services for Children Day (if this is anything like kids eat free night at the local dinner, I recommend you not have an emergency today)

Vanilla Pudding Day (the literal standard for boring has a holiday)

Maritime Day (does any other activity have more names for itself?)

And...

Buy a Musical Instrument Day (SQUEEK!!! Never had a lesson!)

Taffy Day (best stretch this one out, not much to celebrate today)

And...

Lucky Penny Day (good thing we got taffy to celebrate)

Escargot Day

Aviation Maintenance Technician Day (Airplane Mechanic Day was too easy to spell)

Don't Fry Day (I never fry anything. That is what restaurants are for)

Brother's Day (mine took the morning off leaving me to cover for him)

And...

Scavenger Hunt Day (it isn't even close to time for GISHWES)

Missing Children's Day

Tap Dance Day (tap dancing children is a leading cause of them going "missing")

Wine Day (probably means a parade in Jeremy's town)

Brown Bag It Day (so you can drink your wine in public straight from the bottle)

And...

Towel Day (ALWAYS remember your towel)

Blueberry Cheesecake Day (far less common than strawberry and sooooo much better. If I were still capable of eating cheesecake, this would be my choice*)

*Promotional consideration paid for by the blueberry Cheesecake farmers of America.

Yeah, I am just filling space because there are no other holidays except that it is...

500 Day in Indianapolis! That means the nearest open hotel room might be in Columbus and you all need to pray for Ken's sanity and well being.

Good Luck, Ken!

No luck needed. Im off, and my store is as far from the track as it can be and still be in indy, with no nearby hotels or major commuting routes. Im staying inside, and ignoring anything that isnt my computer or fiance.

A friend of Mike's family is throwing his "Meat Christmas BBQ" today -- even with the rain.

Memorial Day (I hace a list of from ends being remembered today, I hope you don't)

Grape Popsicle Day (now, that is an often overlooked treat)

And...

Cellophane Tape Day (here's hoping this event sticks around)

salamanca wrote:Memorial Day (I hace a list of from ends being remembered today, I hope you don't)

Grape Popsicle Day (now, that is an often overlooked treat)

And...

Cellophane Tape Day (here's hoping this event sticks around)

AND...

Jenny and My Anniversary. 19 Years and counting!

She made a huge mistake...

Today:

Brisket Day (hooray for meat!)

And...

Hamburger Day (more meat!)

And also the day I bought a house. And then an 8 foot diameter bean bag chair to go in it. Pictures will be available after delivery of said bean bag.

Senior Health and Fitness Day

Coq au Vin Day (Tish, that's French!)

And...

Paperclip Day (try and keep it together)

salamanca wrote:Paperclip Day (try and keep it together)

My first thought was, "Make some Nazi's build rockets for us!"

"That's not my department," says Werner Von Braun

I thought of Clippy and immediately hated the whole idea.

Loomis Day (radio telegraphy, my friends. It's SCIENCE!)

Mint Julep Day (I think you can figure this one out)

Water a Flower Day (may be harder than you think because..
)

It's also...

Hole in My Bucket Day (dear Liza, dear Liza)

Speak in Sentences Day (but apparently not Fully formed sentences)

Necrotizing Fasciitis Day (fun for the whole family)

Leave Work Early Day (necrotizing Fasciitis is as good an excuse as any)

Macaroon Day (the cookie, not CAMEROON the country)

Autonomous Vehicle Day (skynet is here)

Heat Awareness Day (not a cool day)

And ...

Save your hearing Day (another reason to leave work early)

It is June! Let's get the monthly list done. (Looks like we have all our Origins meals covered on these)

Candy Month (in Ohio, we call this Jeremy's primary food group)

Aquarium Month

Camping Month (you know my feelings on that)

Country Cooking Month (mmmm, biscuits)

Dairy Month (enjoy it for me)

Iced Tea Month (I will handle this one)

Fresh Fruit and Vegetables Month (so many options)

Great Outdoors Month (I have heard rumors of this myth)

Rose Month (crosses not included)

And...

Soul Food Month (mmmm, stuff to go with those biscuits)

Black Bear Day (cute until they show up at dusk in your yard)

Bubbly Day (probably Champagne but also good for baths, boiling water and other bad combos)

Go Barefoot Day (Ohio is all mud today...hard pass)

Hazelnut Cake Day (why ruin cake?)

Heimlich Maneuver Day (invented because of that cake)

Nail Polish Day (go be pretty)

Olive Day (Olive is a cool lady)

Penpal Day (in the age of social media, is this extinct?)

Prairie Day (prairies are full of little houses and dogs)

Say Something Nice Day (YOU are a great friend and neat person to know)

And...

Tabletop Day (which means I am done saying nice things and moving straight to smack talk)

GO PLAY SOMETHING!