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Techies Day (this totally does not apply to me)

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Boyfriend Day (guys, if your spouse has plans that don't involve you...worry)

Vodka Day

Manufacturing Day (someone should build something for this)

Golf Lover's Day (and with the first temperature drop of the fall, only the golf Lovers will play today)

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Taco Day (and it is not even Tuesday)

Rhode Island Day (a small event is planned)

Apple Betty Day (dessert named for people makes me feel awkward about eating it)

Do Something Nice Day (like not TPKing your players)

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Get Funky Day (but not funky winkerbean, it's in massive downer storyline mode)

Plus Size Appreciation Day (I really wish more people would plus their apparel size)

German-American Day (you all know I hate diversity, just be American already. I don't care what your grandpa was.)

Noodle Day (butter and cheese not included)

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Mad Hatter Day (finally, a day for me)

Child Health Day (kids are sick all the time)

Consignment Day (get somebody else to sell it to you)

Frappe Day (just have coffee)

LED Light Day (I cannot wait to see what happens when they decide these things are bad for something)

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Inner Beauty Day (but if it's inside, how do you get a selfie of it?)

Fluffernutter Day (you may become diabetic just reading that)

American Touch Tag Day (yet the greatest thing game takes place in February)

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Pierogi Day (improved ravioli with better filling options)

Bring Your Teddy Bear To Work Day (my disdain for this plan knows no bounds)

Leif Erikson Day (much better than Leif Garrett. And neither actually discovered America, from list was already here)

Emergency Nurses Day (tough job, thanks for not letting me die)

Stop Bullying Day (or maybe we could all just toughen up a bit and stop them the old fashioned way with a visit to the emergency nurse)

Moldy Cheese Day (why?)

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Pro-Life Cupcake Day (no, I draw the line at politicized baked goods)

Angel Food Cake Day (which will give you something to do for...)

Cake Decorating Day (maybe make that cake look like a purse for...)

Handbag Day (Deb, break out Wonder Woman and celebrate)

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World Mental Health Day (the world could use some mental health)

salamanca wrote:
Handbag Day (Deb, break out Wonder Woman and celebrate)

Done!!!

Coming Out Day (wonder if my friend from college still marks this by standing in his dad's closet)

General Pulaski Memorial Day (he was a Polish lesser Noble who died in the American Revolution and more or less created the US Cavalry, so we should have heard of him by now)

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Sausage Pizza Day (no, it does not have to be Polish sausage)

Vermont Day (so "live free" today)

Savings Day (easier if you "live free")

Motorcycle Ride Day (Ride free if you can)

Farmer's Day (government subsidy now pays them to not farm, so they do live free)

Gumbo Day (I got nothing for "live free" gumbo, sorry)

Freethought Day (live free AND think free...madness!)

Chess Day (check)

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Costume Swap Day (a free new costume too? I like to trade mine at Wayne Manor)

Navy Birthday (which makes one wonder are they blue being reminded of the age?)

Yorkshire Pudding Day (why is it most puddings don't have the consistency of pudding?)

Train Your Brain Day (gimme 10ental push-ups, let's go)

Clergy Appreciation Day (go hug your Bishop or something)

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No Bra Day (glad I am appropriately dressed today)

Columbus Day (while we celebrate it in June, others do so now)

Native American Day (in your face Columbus)

Online Banking Day (because who needs people handling your money)

Dessert Day (so all those specific item days are superfluous)

Kick Butt Day (wow, more aggression linked to Columbus)

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Be Bald & Be Free Day (you are free Mark)

salamanca wrote:Be Bald & Be Free Day (you are free Mark)

MY MOM SAYS I'M NOT BALD!!!
*runs off crying*

We know, you get your hair cut that way.

Pregnancy & Infant Loss Awareness Day

Pro Life Day of Silent Solidarity

Latino AIDS Awareness Day

White Cane Safety Day

Aesthetician Day (all that AND Aesthetics? Puts me in the mood for...)

Grouch Day (go sit in a trash can and be mean)

Cheese Curd Day (so not a fan of today's holidays)

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I Love Lucy Day (still not a fan)

Boss' Day (maybe should take dad to lunch)

Take Your Parents to Lunch Day (well, that seems like a plan now)

Hagfish Day (and we have a menu item )

Liqueur Day (and drinks to celebrate)

Dictionary Day (to find out just what that hagfish is)

Support Your Local Chamber of Commerce Day (for those that have stores in their town)

Global Cat Day (go watch some cat videos)

Fossil Day (maybe you can find a prehistoric cat)

Department Store Day (probably not a member of your chamber of commerce)

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BRA Day USA (maybe an acronym for something or maybe someone that went braless a few days ago was just excited for a replacement)

Pasta Day (I swear they had this recently)

Get to know your customers day (I KNOW this happened last winter when we started the list)

Mulligan Day (ah, do-overs. Now it makes sense)

Get Smart About Credit Day (or just don't need it)

Black Poetry Day (they don't mean emo teen poetry)

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Edge Day (stay out of the middle)

salamanca wrote:
Black Poetry Day (they don't mean emo teen poetry)

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Edge Day (stay out of the middle)

Edge day might actually mean its emo teen poetry.

Chocolate Cupcake Day (it is just single sized cake, people)

Mammography Day (it is a small amount of discomfort for a lot of peace of mind or a very important heads up)

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No Beard Day (I do not endorse this plan)

salamanca wrote:
No Beard Day (I do not endorse this plan)

Hrmmm. I did shave yesterday....

You what??!!!!!

That's it. You are out of the band.

Well, then i guess I'm going back to Athens.

Good luck finding someone to screech as off key as i do, on command.

Kentucky Day (they store Cincinnati's airport and...yeah, that's it)

Seafood Bisque Day (do NOT order this in Kentucky or the midwest in general)

LGBT Center Awareness Day (if anyone ever finds the center of the LGBTQ spectrum, let me know)

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Sweetest Day (originally started in Cleveland to give small gifts and treats to orphaned kids to remind them people do care about them. Then it got co-opted into valentine's day part 2)