Guild of San Marcos Forum

Veterans Day (commemorating all veterans but selected in remembrance of the end of the 1st World War)

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Sundae Day (which is not on a Sunday, curious.)

Chicken Soup for the Soul Day (I would prefer normal chicken soup...or just chicken as I am not really down with soup)

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Pizza With The Works EXCEPT Anchovies Day (this is an actual thing because nobody would invent such a lame holiday)

Indian Pudding Day (to quote Wednesday Addams, "Is it made from REAL Indians?")

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World Kindness Day (which would suggest one use artificial Indians, like Hollywood used to do)

Pickle Day (probably just cucumber ones but you can pickle damn near any vegetable)

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Spicy Guacamole Day (because in America, you have to add hot pepper to everything)

America Recycles Day (keep that in mind in terms of other events. Reuse your Dad jokes, punchlines and comments if you can)

Bundt (Pan) Day (it would appear we get no cake unless you have some left over. Today is just about the empty pan so find something to fill it with)

Raisin Bran Cereal Day ( forget the brand names, Walmart's store brand actually has the most raisins in it. And don't eat the whole box, the bran is rough roughage enough you don't need the cardboard too)

Clean Out Your Refrigerator Day (well, here is your chance to recycle AND fill that Bundt Pan. Don't eat the mystery pack in the back)

Philanthropy Day (give away whatever you just made in that Bundt Pan...you don't want to eat it)

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Spicy Hermit Cookie Day (are they made from REAL hermits?)

Indiana Day (Ken, it's time to go wild)

Button Day (press the shiny red one)

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Fast Food Day (well, time to visit Burger Chef or Red Barn)

Okay, that should do it.

Baklava Day (speaking of going nuts...)

Homemade Bread Day (in college, I lived down wind from a Wonder Bread bakery...the smell of ANY fresh bread in the morning is amazing. Full your home with deliciousness)

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Take A Hike Day (just remember to come back)

Vichyssoise Day (fish soup...like fish tacos, not on the tip of the list)

Mickey Mouse's Birthday (not saying the lawyers are modifying stuff but, ok Mick is old enough to be outside of copyright protection if they would quit moving the goal line)

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Princess Day (speaking of Disney... let it go)

salamanca wrote:Vichyssoise Day (fish soup...like fish tacos, not on the tip of the list)

*ahem* It's a potato soup...

Everything from Vichy France is "fishy".

Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day (talk about specific)

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Play Monopoly Day (or something good)

salamanca wrote:Carbonated Beverage With Caffeine Day (talk about specific)

According to my sales numbers, this is sorta vague. At my tiny store, this is still more then a hundred items across three product categories.

Forgot all the monster beverages now count. Still a poorly phrased title.

Peanut Butter Fudge Day (I do miss flavored fudge...)

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Absurdity Day (if ever there was a day built for a guy who runs paranoia...I have my day! Go watch some Doom Patrol)

salamanca wrote:Peanut Butter Fudge Day (I do miss flavored fudge...))

Remind me a week prior to origins, and i will make a batch of peanut butter and chocolate fudge to bring with me.

I didn't say I can eat it. Fudge is on the bone for dave list.

On to today...

Gingerbread Cookie Day (can't catch me)

Great American Smokeout (have a gingerbread cookie instead)

Stuffing Day (try mixing in some extra gingerbread, I am sure it will be fine)

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Red Mitten Day (paint some on your gingerbread man)

Cranberry Relish Day (there must be a reason we onlynest tthis once a year...i remember, it is not that great)

That's it, go make some relish.

Cashew Day (why a poisonous seed is so popular, i will never know)

Eat a Cranberry Day (just one)

Espresso Day (strong flavor and caffeine but such a small serving)

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Adoption Day (adoption always takes longer than that)

salamanca wrote:Eat a Cranberry Day (just one)

This is why we had to relish it yesterday. we knew its time was coming.

Ken, that was sooooo terrible that it ruined today.

Sardines Day (little salty fish and nothing to pair with them)

Blase Day (i don't have the little mark for over the letter E and i don't care either way about that)

Parfait Day (everybody loves parfait, Shrek)

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Shopping Reminder Day (as in, you have a whole week of meals so buy stuff at the grocery for wednesday, saturday and Tuesday as well)

Cake Day (the food...but you can celebrate the band with that name if you prefer)

its also "book your origins room with their new virtual waiting room technology. This new company seems to have a better quality hamster running the power grid, so in, waited, out, no crashes.


Also, i was going to post something about Blase day, but i just wasn't feeling it, at the time.