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Now I'm craving roasted pork belly something fierce...

Would you crave it in a pot?
Would you crave it piping hot?
Would you crave it from a can?
Would you share with a guy named Dan?


Sorry, got caught up Suessing all day.

Banana Cream Pie Day

And...

Old Stuff Day (if your old stuff IS the banana cream pie, I suggest you abstain from celebrating)

Anthem Day (which appears to NOT have it's own theme song)

Cold Cuts Day (Don't pick a favorite, mix 'em together on that sammich)

Soup It Forward Day (share your soup, hoard your Cold Cuts)

Mulled Wine Day (sharing also recommended)

Finisher's Medal Day (so all those runners can remind us we are lazy and weak from a lifestyle full of cold Cuts and wine)

And...

I want you to be happy day (nothing passive aggressive with that title)

Grammar Day (I list it first to punctuate it's importance)

Hug a G. I. Day (get permission first, no sneak attacks)

Marching Music Day (I would guess that makes it Sousa's birthday or something)

And...

Poind Cale Day (for those on diets try to keep to a half pound)

salamanca wrote:Grammar Day (I list it first to punctuate it's importance)

"its"

If I write it properly, nobody celebrates the holiday.

Absinthe Day (Do not try this at home, kids. Unnatural Green things are not safe to drink)

Cheese Doodle Day (and unnatural orange things are even worse for you)

Fat Tuesday (add in King Cake and nutrition Month just went out the window)

Multiple Personality Day (Hi, I'm Todd, I will be filling in for Sale who is covering for Dave. Kevin has the week off)

And...

Pancake Day (at IHOP. Don't tell Mark he hates pancakes)

Despite being of Polish heritage, I have yet to try one...

Grace, it is just a jelly donut. Slightly richer dough but still just a donut.

On to today...

Dentist Day (after yesterday, that is probably needed. But if not, the rest of today will require one)

Oreo Cookie Day (dunk 'em, split 'em and lick the centers, just munch 'em. But don't bother to share 'em. I am not a fan)

White Chocolate Cheesecake Day. (Not sure why that needs a separate event, wouldn't "cheesecake day" cover it?)

Frozen Food Day (I kinda eat that way everyday. Not the premade burrito stuff but the veggies and fruits and whatnot)

Dress Day (kilts do not count, Ken)

And

Ash Wednesday ( named for my friend, Dr. Ashfaq Taj Ahmed MD. Yeah he got a lot of grief for his name as a kid)

salamanca wrote:Dress Day (kilts do not count, Ken)

Yer darn right they don't.

Alright, listen up!

It's Be Heard Day. (So get your message out)

Crown of Roast Pork Day (meat hats are all the rage. Robably related to the pprkpie hats men uses to wear)

And...

Cereal Day (so go have a bowl of Apple Jack's for me)

Ken that is such an awesome cosplay. I wish I knew who that woman was so I could give her all the props she so richly deserves. Hail to the Queen, baby!

International Women's Day (thanks to the Deadpool movie for starters cking an image about THAT in my head)

Oregon Day (they have a lot of green shingled roofs, full service gas stations are mandatory and Goonies out there)

Peanut Cluster Day (every day is candy day)

Proofreading Day (I am not editing this so have at it)

Tartar Sauce Day ( because fish on Friday with no sauce is tedious)

And...

The Day of Unplugging (so turn off your machine and go out in the world)

Barbie Day (because we should always follow a day encouraging women with one telling them beauty is too skinny, too blond and has tooamy clothes)

Crabmeat Day (which is awesome if crab season is on right now but I have no idea about that in this state where it is spelled "krab")

Meatball Day (ok, this one sounds like a great idea and once again defies nutrition Month. Gonna bet purists will have a fit if they are prepped in anything but red sauce)

And...

Get Over It Day (nursing a grudge? Time to drop it. Weat need one of these a month)

In keeping with Nutrition Month we start healthy...

Blueberry Popover Day (Mmmmm, healthy pastry)

Mario Day (It's Mario!)

Pack Your Lunch Day (odd for a Sunday unless you are prepping for tomorrow's lunch)

Women and Girls HIV/AIDS Awareness Day (Guys, don't presume you can ignore this)

And...

Daylight Savings Day (also called "what time is it?" Day)

Johnny Appleseed Day (I allegedly have a couple trees decended from what he planted. The apples are small, mushy and blah)

Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day (not sure why this is a thing. Not something I have ever seen offered anywhere)

Napping Day (trust me kids, at a certain age, EVERY day is napping day)

Promposal Day (I will guess this is for those really ridiculous, over the top proposals made by guys to girls who don't even know they exist and don't care.)

And...

Worship of Tools Day (Like the Binford 5000 Delux Circular Saw with Bears Trimmer Attachment.)

Girl Scout Day (cookie lovers rejoice)

And...

Plant a Flower Day (so the late Frost's.will kill it)

Coconut Torte Day (it's just cake with a fancy name)

Earmuff Day (let us hope it is warm enough you can celebrate without them)

Good Samaritan Day (if you know a Samaritan in this day and age, I am impressed)

Jewel Day (no idea if this is about gemstones and settings or the singer, let's make it both)

K9 veterans day (I hope we are honoring the handlers. The dogs really don't care)

Open an Umbrella indoors Day (it's the 13th. This is all about superstition)

And...

Registered Dietician Nutritionist Day (so no praising the unregistered or nutritionists who are not dieticians. The only one I know is 96 and retired)

Pi Day (this version might comply with nutrition month...unless you celebrate with pie instead of circles)

Learn about Butterflies Day (they have wings, used to be caterpillars and are not moths)

Children's Crafts Day (so make something with your kids or make something like a kid)

Write your Story Day (memoir of fiction or fictional memoir, that is up to you)

And...

Potato Chip Day (you can thank Herman Pay and Harvey Noss for them. Herman you probably know. Harvey kept them around during WW2 as an "essential" food).

And George Crum, who invented them

Pears Helene Day (I confess that I have no idea on this one)

Kansas Day (If you know anything about college Basketball, the state celebrating in mid March is totally appropriate)

Shoe the World Day (everybody needs shoes but in my head I see a bunch of blacksmiths nailing horseshoes on the actual planet)

And...

Everything You Know is Wrong Day (except the things that are right, this even the name of the holiday is incorrect)