Today at lunch, I was in the break room, watching the Sy-Fy Station, and saw part of what had to be the most stupidest gory movie I have ever had the unpleasure to watch.
It was either that or Soccer, so I watched it, since I really hate sports.
Anyway, it was called "Axe Giant". I guess the story is that there is this giant with an axe running around in the upper mountain woodlands, and I guess he was supposed to be Paul Bunyan, who had gone crazy after some hunters had killed and eaten his Blue Ox Babe.
There was one part where he literally cut one of the guys in half, and the guy was still yelling and screaming at him for like the next 5 minutes, so that he could draw the giants attention away from the other people: Helloooo, totally cut in half in two seperate pieces means DEAD!
If it hadn't been so gory, and yeah, some really bad stupid stuff, I probably would have been laughing through all that I saw. It did make it a bit hard to eat lunch, but the shear stupidity just left you sitting there stunned.
Oh and of course some really bad makeup and computer CGC.