Today is...Re: Today is...Pecan Day (would have been good in that cobbler yesterday)
Pan American Day (the airline? Are they still around?) Dolphin Day (dolphins follow no calendar, they are smarter than us) Ex Spouse Day (just move on already) And... Reach as High As You Can Day (7'8" that's all I got) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...Tax Day (so I am a little late posting today. In related disasters...)
Titanic Remembrance Day (hold on Jack) Glazed Spiral Ham Day (personally, I think the spiral cut is less than essential in a ham) Rubber Eraser Day (also important at Tax Time) And... Take a Wild Guess Day (mine is "67,353"... Wish I knew the question) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
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For some reason, I read that as Glazed SPATIAL Ham Day.
Re: Today is...A spatial ham is a good thing.
Not holidays but today also marks... Da Vinci's Birthday The day Abraham Lincoln died The day FDR was buried. The day the Titanic struck the iceberg. The day Notre Dame burned. I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...Orchid Day
Bean Counter Day (probably should be on the 15th) Eggs Benedict (Arnold or Cumberbatch, your choice) Education and Sharing Day (seems a weird combo to me) Healthcare Decisions Day (I choose apples) And... Wear your Pajamas to Work Day (if you do not wear pajamas, you may not participate.) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
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I swear, this one wasn't François' fault
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OBVIOUSLY. Francois only destroys Castilian churches...
Re: Today is...Montaigne windows appear to withstand mass destruction.
On to business. Ellis Island Family History Day (I guess we commemorate the day a half literate American changed our last name to something easier to spell) Cheeseball Day (less interesting to roll than a wheel of cheese) winged mouse Appreciation Day (I am partial to the Louisville Slugger) And... Haiku Poetry Day (if you think I am writting one for this, you would be wrong) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...Lineman Appreciation Day (if you ever see what they really have to do for a paycheck, it's crazy)
High Five Day (whoo!) Columnist's Day (that is what they used to call people that wrote blogs for these things called newspapers. They are now endangered species) Animal Crackers Day (the good ones come in a little box that looks like a train car) And... Get to Know Your Customers Day (I already know too much) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
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Re: Today is...Dracaris!!!!!
Today is... Ameretto Day (It's like almonds for alcoholics) Oklahoma City Bombing Remembrance Day Good Friday (like there is a bad Friday) Garlic Day (not to be mixed with the Ameretto) Day of Silence (also a good plan after garlic) And... Hanging Out Day ( "with friends" or "out of your clothing", the choice is yours) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...Auctioneer's Day (do I hear twenty? I got ten,tenten looking forward r twenty got ten and sold)
Record Store Day (vinyl is back and bigger than...well last decade) Cheddar Fries Day (delicious but not the best food today) Look Alike Day (we all have one, mine is a Spaniard named Nacio) Pineapple Upsidedown Cake Day (tasty but still not the best) And... Lima Bean Respect Day (Mmmmm, delicious little green flat beans. Respect the superior half of the succotash) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...Easter (but you probably knew that. Go maul a chocolate bunny already)
Kindergarten Day (school on a Sunday!??? Preposterous!) Yellow winged mouse Day (it's a symbol for an Army Unit that served in Vietnam qhicheams at some point in my life time, there were army trucks, Jeep's and helicopters painted with winged mouse symbols which would explain the most recent Batmobile) And... Chocolate Covered Cashews Day (seems like a bit obscure for a full day but if you have a chocolate bunny and some cashews, you may as well melt part of it down and coat those nuts) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...Earth Day (Earth is important, all my stuff is there)
Girl Scout Leaders Day (the hell with the rank and file, today is for the illuminati that control the cookies) Dyngus Day (a Polish holiday celebrating the end of Lent and return to reckless behavior. It's like Mardi Gras with peirogi and accordions instead of king cake and beads) And... Jelly Bean Day (because you certainly did not get any yesterday) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
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Better than Mardi Gras!
Re: Today is...Take a Chance Day (or leave a chance in the plate for someone else)
Picnic Day (bound to be a food on the list you can bring to that soggy ground picnic today) Cherry Cheesecake Day (fruit topping normally doesn't warrant it's own day) Lost Dog Awareness Day (they may be at someone's picnic) And... Talk Like Shakespeare Day (which should be titled "Speaketh in the manner of thy Bard from rise of the sun til the return to the moon") I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...It should be in iambic pentameter though, right?
"Speak thou as though thine words were meant for kings!"
Re: Today is...I do not do pentameter.
Administrative Assistants Day (get yourself a coffee today) Teach Children to Save Day (because we needs more relief pitchers) And... Pigs in A Blanket Day ( it's hot dogs people) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
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Hmpf...some of us make Open-Ended Sausage Wellington
Re: Today is...Telephone Day (you used to talk on these devices)
Take Your Kids to Work Day (and get less done) DNA Day (make sure they ARE your kids) Hug A Plumber Day (in front of his kids) East Meets West Day (round planet...this happens every day in two spots) And... Zucchini Bread Day! (Totally out of season but delicious) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...Arbor Day (yippee for trees)
Audubon Day (yippee for birds in trees) Hairball Awareness Day (the cat made me very aware this morning) Help a Horse Day (maybe with a hairball) Kidsamd Pets Day (make the kids clean up after the birds, horses and hairballs) Richter Scale Day (that rocks) And... Pretzel Day ( a most holy day in my family. Num Num Pretzels supported my family through the depression years) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...Babe Ruth Day (3 cheers for the Bambino)
Devil Dog Day (Marines not a Monster Manual 2 entry) Rebuilding Day (after Endgame, we need it) Kiss of Hope Day (You guys watch yourself on this, you can't just run up and kiss Hope. That is harassment.) Pool Opening Day( currently 38 degrees here in Ohio, think we may put this off) Geauga County Maple Festival (a local event where we celebrate the earliest sign of spring...sap flow...with a street carnival annually marred with storms, snow and misery) Prime Rib Day (big slab of meat!) Sense of Smell Day (drunk ballplayers, roast meat, chlorine, maple, and Marines... So glad we can smell all those) And... Tell a Story Day (once upon a time there was this kid who took a trip to Bavaria with his family) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is..."You're still mad at me about that whole 'gun-pointing' thing, aren't you?" -- Fortunato Valeri
And here's where I try to be a writer...
Re: Today is...Blueberry Pie Day (superior to marine cakes)
Great Poetry Reading Day (there is a definitive example of a subjective event) Workers Memorial Day (small point:if it is a "Memorial" they are no longer workers) Bravehearts Day (no idea why that is a plural thing) Pet Parents Day (pets are not children, you are a pet Owner) And... Superhero Day (assuming any survived the Endgame) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Today is...Peace Rose Day
Shrimp Scampi Day And... Zipper Day (don't. Get. Caught) I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
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