Things Nobody Should Be Pondering
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Things Nobody Should Be PonderingSo, these thing wander into my brain and they need answers (or at least to be asked to people so they can roll their eyes).
Today's Topic. Let us deal with a hypothetical person named "Jim Christian". If Jim gets married and his wife takes his name, does she become a "converted Christian"? Obviously, any kids will be "Born Christians" and not Reborn unless something very uncomfortable happens during delivery. What if Jim's sister gets married? Is she now a "former Christian"? What if Jim decides to become an athiest? Does he have to drop his last name and just answer to "Jim"? I don't even want to get into what happens if he is excommunicated or converts. The whole family might need to change names. I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingThank you dave, i needed this.
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Do you mean, Sister Christian?
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingIm not sure that ones time has come.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingI like it.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingToday's topic (with no promise i will have daily thoughts. Some days i prefer not to think at all)
If the Confederate Army had won the Civil War, would we still see monetary references to "The Benjamins"? Because the only Benjamin depicted on their currency was on the $2 bill. I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
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I have it on good authority, her time has come.
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Don't you know that you're the only one?
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I have a feeling you thought of this because it could then be personally relevant. One Davis. Hundreds of Davies? Or alternatively, One Lee, Hundreds of Leevies?
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingActually there was a Jeopardy question on it last night.
And i like the idea that all those rap songs about raking in fat loads of cash would suddenly be about tip money at a cheap restaurant. But it does also make me wonder how those phrases translate in movies. If a guy 8s going on about "the benjamins" what does that get translated to in France, China or India where nobody has any idea who is on the $100 bill? Is it "all about the Maos" in China? I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingWhat exactly is all that great about sliced bread?
Knives and bread have been around forever. It is not particularly hard to cut. Bread is pretty good whole or torn off in chunks. And before you say "sandwich", it is entirly possible to rip a small round of bread open, shove all the sandwich parts in and have a bigger sandwich. So I ponder, why is sliced bread considered a milestone? I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be Pondering"You're still mad at me about that whole 'gun-pointing' thing, aren't you?" -- Fortunato Valeri
And here's where I try to be a writer...
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingFor your contemplation...
With schools teopening, we are bound to hear about kids being sent home or punished for having "inappropriate masks". The question is will this be due to the mask being made of the wrong materials to protect the student? OR Will it be due to what is printed on the mask? I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingWhat is printed on it. After all, the indocrination, not the safety, of the children is what the school is there for.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingProbably right.i have already seen several that should not be worn in public.
I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingWho wins in a Hide and Seek contest between Bigfoot and D.B. Cooper?
I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingJudge Crater
"You're still mad at me about that whole 'gun-pointing' thing, aren't you?" -- Fortunato Valeri
And here's where I try to be a writer...
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingMy sister just typo texted me.
The phrase is "Justifiable Homily". I am wondering if that is the album title for a Christian Rap group, a folk album of death metal covers, or a tell all book about Joel Osteen. And, yes, i would listen to the folk music covers. I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingWhat would Janis Joplin sound like if she was still alive today? She was gravel voiced at 27, i am trying to imagine where it would go from there.
I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingI was thinking more along the lines of...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SNTP4MDiLTs
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingIt will be at least as bad as Marge Simpson's sisters.
I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingThis morning, there are no donuts. Someone made two trips to stores yesterday and agreed to pick some up, but this morning is donut free.
The ball of fried dough has been dropped. So, those donuts ended up somewhere. Somewhere I am not. So, this morning, I ponder...Who is eating my donut? I don't mind growing old... but I hate growing up.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingJust in case, Sorry.
Re: Things Nobody Should Be PonderingWas it THIS donut?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.thrillist.com/amphtml/news/nation/krispy-kreme-glazed-donut-25-times-video
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