Did you all get enough to eat today?
Because tomorrow you are gonna burn that off internet shopping.
As someone out of the retail insanity, I only still support one factor of this ridiculous shop-a-thon... small business saturday.
Go find a present for somebody at a local business owned and operated by a local person. And you don't have to wait for saturday, they will be happy to see you tomorrow or next week.
Don't save any pie for me.